well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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