oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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