he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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