i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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