Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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