That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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