hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
