I hate your face
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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