He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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