Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
