I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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