Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Boobs are out for the taking
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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