yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's like God shit irony all over that family
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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