Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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