Just cropdusted the office
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
birth control should be required to get into college
two words...techno handjob
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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