Yo dont text me then not text me
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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