did you get engaged???
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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