so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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