I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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