I must be too annoying 4 u.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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