im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
this just has baby written all over it
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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