He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
