Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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