it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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