i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
vagina is talking i cant
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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