Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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