I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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