i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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