names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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