508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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