thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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