your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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