Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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