Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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