your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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