why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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