I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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