i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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