do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
