i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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