Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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