I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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