none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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