i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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