Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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