So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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