The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I am one with the molecules
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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