Duck Duck Cougar?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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