oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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