You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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