i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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