If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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