For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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