Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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