$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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