I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
