you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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