I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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