I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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